Jenny McCarthy wants to kill your children.

(Or- Why you shouldn?t get medical advice from an aging

Playmate of the Year)

By Tim Doyle.

Jenny McCarthy rose to prominence in the 90?s for having an

enormous rack, and then showing all of us that rack and a little bit more in

the pages of Playboy Magazine.  She went on to star in some incredibly

forgettable MTV game and comedy shows (remember MTV? No?  Me either.) before she finally achieving

stardom by sucking the chrome off of Ernest Borgnine?s trailer hitch in the

otherwise pretty amusing ?BASEketball.? 

And now, intentionally or not, she is trying to kill your

children and endanger the entire human race. 

Think of Stephen King?s The Stand, but without all the religious

crap, but with all the death.  That?s

what she?s working towards whether she knows it or not.

But first, some back story (and I apologize if this is a

little dry, but you gotta understand the science a bit before I get to the

plague that kills the world)-

Autism is a broad term used to refer to a spectrum disorder

affecting brain development, manifesting in social and communicative disorders

in children.  It can improve with age,

but there is no known cure.  And there is

no known specific cause, although recent research is showing a combination of genetic

abnormalities common in children with the disorder.  Intense study is being done at all levels to

isolate causation and develop real treatments and possibly a cure.

In 2002 Jenny McCarthy managed to do something that probably

taxed her questionable mental powers to their limits, and had a child.  This child, Evan, was diagnosed as being

Autistic in 2005.  Currently, McCarthy is

going around the world, doing talk shows, radio programs, etc., telling

everyone that her child?s Autism was caused by vaccines administered around his

2^nd birthday. 

These vaccines have been given to our children for decades

now, and are one of the reasons that the USA

and other Western countries have such low infectious disease rates.  We?ve managed to eradicate most of the really

scary communicable childhood diseases, and minimize the damage done by the

others.  Vaccines keep us healthy.  Vaccines are good. 

Now, the idea that vaccines cause ?damage? to the inoculated

is not a new one, and Jenny here is definitely not the only one out there

spraying this junk onto the world?s media stage?but she is probably the most

famous.  And we have to call into

question the scientific acumen of someone who got famous for showing her boobs

and making fart jokes.  (That, ladies and

gentlemen is called an ad hominem

attack, and shouldn?t be allowed to make up your minds regarding this?but don?t

worry, I?ll make up for it with facts later?)

Her argument is that one of the preservatives found in

vaccines- Thimerosol which contains mercury, is at the root of the autism

?epidemic.?  Jenny also says that there

is a cover-up by the FDA to prevent this from coming to light.  And yes, mercury is a terrible toxin, which

can retard or damage brain development. The phrase ?Mad as a hatter? comes from

the fact that the mercury used in early haberdashery drove the hatters insane

through poisoning.  But let?s look at the

facts- the amount of mercury found in childhood vaccines doesn?t exceed the

amount of mercury found in say?a few tuna sandwiches.

Flash Facts- Over

the course of the entire vaccination schedule, a child is exposed to no more

than 225 micrograms of Mercury at any given time.  A 6 ounce can of tuna has 53 micrograms.  Now, a microgram is ONE MILLIONTH of a

gram.  Now take into the whole equation

that the PEAK serum content (meaning the amount of mercury in the blood) of

children vaccinated was 3-5 Nanograms?that means one BILLIONTH of a gram per

ml.  And after 30 days ALL traces of

mercury had disappeared from the body. 

(Unlike what most modern health-gurus would have you believe, our body

is very capable of discarding toxins on its own?)

  See, we all have

mercury in our body.  We?re all exposed

to it, and carry a certain ?background amount? that doesn?t affect us in any way.  It?s when the exposure becomes high enough

and chronic enough that we can become poisoned, and that is where the

brain-impairment can occur. 

Now, mercury isn?t as toxic as say the BOTOX Jenny admits to

having shot into her aging visage, but that?s neither here nor there.  Or is it? 

Jenny frequently talks about ?toxins? in the environment and medications

contributing to autism rates, without ever specifying exactly what toxins she?s

referring to.  So, to put it another way,

she?ll say that there?s an FDA cover-up about the acceptable levels of ?toxins?

in vaccines, but the FDA?s approved use of one of the DEADLIEST toxins known to

man (botulism) are okay for your insipid doe-like face?  Consistency isn?t one of her strong

suits.  (And this could be considered and

non-sequitur argument, but let?s let

this one slide for old-times? sake, eh?)

To make things even more ridiculous, Thimerosol hasn?t even

been in childhood vaccines since 1999, years before her dumb-bunny womb even

conceived poor little Evan. (And I say ?poor Evan? not because of his ailment,

but because he?s saddled with this attention grabbing nimrod for a mother.) 

See, in the 90?s, Autism seemed to be on the rise.  Diagnosis of autism was booming (more on that

later).  And this is when the mistaken

autism/ vaccine connection started to gain traction.  And mercury was fingered as the culprit by

the concerned mothers of America.  In a move that had much, much more to do with

PR rather than scientific fact, the FDA pulled Thimerosol from the childhood

vaccine schedule in 1999.  (It is still

in some flu vaccines.)  And lo and

behold- autism rates continued to rise. 

So, what was the story here? 

People are inherently dumb.  They

do not understand the scientific method, statistics, or even simple logic.  Here?s what was going on- Autism usually

begins manifesting around an affected child?s 2^nd birthday.  That is also the same time that the

vaccination schedule starts for children. 

The anti-vacc people had made a classic error in logic- correlation does

NOT mean causation.  Or to put it another

way- just because I?ve hoped and prayed every day of my life for the last 8

years that someone would throw their shoe at George Bush does not mean that I

CAUSED it to happen.  It correlates, yes,

but it is not the CAUSATION.  The

vaccine/ autism connection is simply an unfortunate coincidence. 

So- why the rise in autism then?  Most signs point to a broadening diagnosis,

and increased awareness.  Ready for

another offensive analogy?  Now, let?s

say a town has no rapes on the record. 

Well, what the record isn?t showing is that in fact, this is Rape-ville

USA, with exactly10

assaults a day- it?s just that no-one is reporting it.  Now, if the people of Rape-ville start

reporting the rapes, it?s going to look like sexual assault is suddenly on the

rise in Rape-ville.  But in fact, the

number of assaults is constant, it?s just that there?s now increased awareness

of an already existing problem.  And if

you broaden the definition of Rape (as in, ?yes sir, it?s still sexual assault

even if you don?t climax?) you?re now looking at the TRUE number of cases.  Broadening definitions of autism combined

with an increased awareness of the symptoms leads people to see a rapidly spreading

epidemic, when they look at the data improperly.

Now, the logical among us would say that was the end of the

story, but no, unfortunately not.  Jenny

hopped on the bandwagon of blaming ?someone? for their child?s illness.  They can?t handle the fact that we JUST DON?T

KNOW yet what causes autism, and Jenny is using her ?Mommy Instinct? (her

quote, not mine) to do what millions of dollars and scores of scientists can?t

yet do, and determined the cause of this complex disorder. 

Now, here?s where she?s murdering children and may doom the human

race- people are listening to her.  Stick with me here- as more and more

people buy into her BS, either through her appearances on Oprah, The View, or

Larry King or through her book- Louder than Words: A Mother?s Journey,

there is an increased fear of vaccines, and people aren?t vaccinating their children. 

Now, a quick thing about vaccines- you need to make sure

about 90% of a population is vaccinated in order to prevent an outbreak of an

illness like measles or polio.  Once you

start dipping below that number, you start breaking that barrier of ?herd

immunity.?  That dumb-ass unvaccinated

10% will probably be fine, piggybacking on everyone else NOT getting the

illness and spreading it to them. 

So, what?s the harm, you ask?  Well- there?s a website for you people- whatstheharm.net.  Click on the ?Vaccine Denial? and read it and

weep.  WEEP!

What you?ll see is a small sample of news stories that has a

BODY COUNT associated with Jenny?s crusade against science and health. 

Now before you say ?Well, I guess that?s sad, but if people

aren?t getting vaccinated and then they get sick and maybe die, that?s their

fault for being dumb, right??  On the

surface, I?d have to agree with you.  I?m

misanthropic enough to believe that?s how evolution works, the dumb and slow

die off, and the rest of us will eventually get to live in a utopia free from

the dumb and slow.  However, I?m also a

self-preservationist that?d put Gaius Baltar to shame.  Read the site closer (or read on, either

way?)

The unvaccinated jerks (or the children of jerks) are the

four horsemen of the apocalypse.  See,

once the disease takes hold in a person, it can spread even to the vaccinated,

maiming and killing them.  Why is

this?  Well, two reasons-

1-    

Vaccines are not perfect.  Even if you are vaccinated, you might still

get a disease.  Sucks, but true.  Odds are against it, but in a world of 6

billion people, variations will occur statistically.  And speaking of variations-

2-    

Mutation- a virus needs to be in a host to

replicate and spread.  And once it starts

replicating, it makes millions upon millions of copies.  And, SOME of these infectious diseases will

be imperfect, mutated?EVOLVED copies. 

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how we get a new flu strain every

year.

Now imagine having to deal with a new virulent strain of

Polio or Mumps or Meningitis every year. 

You think the swine flu is bad? 

You have no idea.

Cue King?s The Stand.

If you start to research this (and why take my word for it?  Do your own research, dummy!) You?ll find

people making the claim that humanity has existed for 150,000 years (or 6,000

years if you are a young-Earth-creationist-dumb ass) without vaccines...what?s

the big deal?  And they?d be right- IF

they?re okay with losing a 3^rd of the population every once in a

while, Black-Plague style.  By using

vaccines, we?re preventing these common and some-times deadly PREVENTABLE

diseases from gaining a new toe-hold in the Petri dish that is humanity, and

mutating into something new and TOTALLY apocalyptic.

But Jenny McCarthy ain?t hearing that noise.  She?s so sold on the idea that vaccines and

other mysterious ?toxins? are at fault here. 

In fact she?s been so strident and vocal about it that for her to admit

she?s been wrong and led people astray would mean that she?d have to face facts

that people have DIED needlessly because of her.  And that just won?t happen.  She and the people and organizations that

back her don?t have the intellectual honesty to acknowledge the mountain of

scientific data that shows their fallacies. She?d have to go home and face her

son and realize that sometimes, bad things just happen to our children, and

it?s no one?s fault.  There?s no one to

rage against, no banner to rally behind. 

There?s just the long, quiet dignity of caring for a chronically sick

child.  It?s so?normal?so

un-glamorous.  And that dumb bitch just

won?t settle for an average life.  She?s

got to be on Oprah, inadvertently killing people with her anti-vaccine

hysteria. 

What is the reason she puts forth for the supposed

cover-up?  Money.  She?s saying that the medical industry stands

to profit tremendously from the vaccines and causing our children to get sick

and stay sick.  Think about that for a

second.  Autism affects one out of 150

children.  Odds are you know someone with

autism or an autistic child.  You are

telling me that there are doctors and pediatricians and people working at

medical businesses RIGHT NOW that are both affected personally by autism AND

are keeping quiet about the true cause, all in the name of the almighty

DOLLAR?  Bull shit.  BULL SHIT. 

Every person in the industry who knows the ?truth? from top to bottom is

sitting on this so that they can cash in? 

Let me tell you something about ?Vast Conspiracies?- there are NO vast

conspiracies.  Because the people in the

supposed conspiracies are PEOPLE.  And

nothing is kept a secret EVER.  The Vice

President shot a guy in the FACE and it couldn?t be kept out of the news.  The President couldn?t keep something as simple

as a BJ out of the public.  One simple

BJ?and Jenny-tits-a-lot wants me to believe the ENTIRE medical establishment

has been sitting on this one for decades? 

Bull Shit.

And if I haven?t yet convinced you of this complete

lunatic?s inability to think properly, let me take one parting shot-

Jenny McCarthy believes her child is a Indigo-Child ?Crystal?

and she herself is an ?Adult Indigo.?  

WTF?  Yes, WTF indeed-

From ChildrenOfTheNewEarth.com-

?The day I found out I was an

adult Indigo will stay with me forever. I was walking hand in hand with my son

down a Los Angeles street when

this women approached me and said, ?You?re an Indigo and your son is a Crystal.? I

immediately replied, ?Yes!? and the woman smiled at me and walked away. I stood

there for a moment, because I had no idea what the heck an Indigo and Crystal was,

but I seemed so sure of it when I had blurted out ?Yes!? After doing some of my

own research on the word Indigo, I realized not only was I an early Indigo but

my son was in fact a Crystal child.

From that point on things in my life started to make sense.? ?Jenny McCarthy

So?uh yeah.  She?s a

complete lunatic.  Millions of people

across the world are taking this woman?s advice over their doctors and

pediatricians.  And because of that,

people are dying.  This woman got famous

showing us all her boobs, had fake boobs in, fake boobs out, complains about

toxins while shooting her horse-face full of one of the deadliest toxins known

to man (Botulism marketed as Botox), ate her fake vomit on MTV, and believes

her son is a new-age ?Crystal Child?- the next step in humanity evolving into

higher beings.  And she might just kill

your child and the human race. 

One final note- this problem will not get better.  Oprah, who inflicted the curse of Dr. Phil

upon us all, has turned her production company onto a new program coming out

later this year- A Jenny McCarthy talk show. 

The end is nigh.   

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